Fact of Life: Boys can be idiots.

AHH. A guy I "dated" last summer is seriously getting on my nerves. I wouldnt even call it a "relationship" what we had last summer. It was more like a stupid flingg that I probably should not have gotten involved in. He's the one who called me his "girlfriend", even though I didn't really like him that much. He was just oookay. We kissed once last summer, and that was it. It was disgusting too! He was a terrible kisser. My ex from before was a much better kisser.

Anyways. Since he goes to a different high school than I do, I don't have to see him. But last week, I started getting a whole bunch of friend requests from people from his school on facebook. And I was like "uhhh... why are these people adding me, they don't even know me!"
So I thought, Joey must have told his friends something about me, and now they all want to know who I am! Then I wondered what he could be saying to them....
So I started talking to one of the girls from his school who friended me on facebook. I asked her if Joey had been saying anything about me, and she told me that he's been telling EVERYYONE at their school that I gave him a blow job. I was like WHATTTT?!?!?! Omg. SO MAD. How could he just lie like that?!?!?
So I kept on talking to this girl, and I found out that Joey had lied about a ton of stuff. He told me that he was a football player and one of the cool people at his school. The girl told me that that's the biggest LIE she's ever heard!! It turns out, Joey is actually on the tennis team, and he's one of the dorkiest guys at their school. Also, last summer, Joey told me that he had just broken up with his girlfriend Ari on the last day of school. We started talking about her, and he told me that they went to 3rd base. I found out that this girl "Ari" never dated Joey, and that she is their school's public bicycle...(everyone takes a ride) or in other words, a slut. So Joey told me and his entire school a whole stream of lies.
I had to figure out some way to get back at him. So I posted a long message on his facebook page confronting him, and letting the truth be known. Tons of kids started leaving comments on the message. Most of them were comments bashing Joey for being such a jerkoff. Only a few of them were from his friends sticking up for him. But I heard stuff from the girl I had been talking to that Ari had been making fun of Joey all day, and Joey was getting really mad. She also told me that nobody trusts Joey anymore now that everyone knows about all the ridiculous lies he told.
So I'm happy. I made sure everyone knew the truth, and publicly embarrassed Joey and made a huge blow to his social life. I know you might say that getting even isn't right, but I don't regret anything here. He deserved it, that stupid douche bag.

So. Morals of the story: Guys can be idiots; don't tell stupid lies; ohh revenge is sweet. ;D